Gishwhes Schwag Shwop
The gishwhes schwag shwop is officially CLOSED!
We know that you're probably quivering with anticipation as you wait to finally meet your newly adopted schwag. Rest assured that our shipping sloths are hard at work packing up your orders and sending out the carrier pigeons to get it to you as quickly as they can! But there are a few things to note, so take heed, gishers:
If you ordered an item on "backorder" or were notified that your order would be shipping "late" in accordance with our advanced Patience Development Program, don't start pacing & watching the clock just yet. We expect to be shipping those orders in the third week of March (ish).
If you have questions on your order, including changes to your address, please email our Emergency Schwag System at email@example.com. Please note this email is for schwag & order related questions only! For answers to the rest of life's questions, please write to Ihaveareallygoodquestionandnoplacetoaskit@gishwhes.com.
Thank you for your patience, your patronage, and as always, for being part of the gishwhes family!
- The GISHWHES gnomes